Gnomefront Defense Squad™ – UV-Printed Aluminum Gnomes
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When ‘No Soliciting’ Doesn’t Work, Send in the Squad.
Meet the Gnomefront Defense Squad™
Armed. Attitude-filled. Aluminum. And 100% HOA-unapproved.
🎁 Bonus Gift: Get a FREE 2-Pack of FAFO Stickers (a $4.95 value) when you order by August 15th!💥 Deploy the Gnomefront Now – Just $39.95
Perfect for your cooler, toolbox, or mower deck.
Pick your squad:
🔹 2-Pack (12") – $39.95
🔹 4-Pack (12") – $69.95
🔹 2-Pack (18") – $59.95
🔹 4-Pack (18") – $99.95
No setup needed — each gnome has the stake built in. Just unwrap and plant 'em in the lawn.
Why the higher price for the 18" sets? We use thicker aluminum to keep them sturdy at that size — anything thinner would feel flimsy and bend too easily.
🚚 Free shipping on orders over $100 — stack a few extras and we’ll cover the rest.- 💥 Looks hilarious. Feels dangerous. Full-color UV-printed detail that pops in any yard
- 🔫 Carrying actual firepower. These gnomes are armed and ready — not passive props
- 🛠️ Built to survive weather & whiners. Made from heavy-duty laser-cut aluminum
- 🆕 100% Original Design — Found Nowhere Else. We make these in-house, not mass-produced or drop-shipped
- 🚫 No boring black silhouettes. Our competitors sell lifeless shadows — these are loud, proud, and fully armed
- 📏 Two sizes. One mission: 12" for subtle sass or 18" for full intimidation
- 🇺🇸 Made in Tennessee. Family-owned, American-made, and proud of it
- 🎁 Free sticker pack included while supplies last (value: $4.95)
You’re not getting imported plastic. These are laser-cut, UV-printed metal gnomes — handcrafted, in-house, and built to survive weather, ridicule, and time.
🧨 Over 1,000 sets sold. Each one made to order. Ships in 5–7 business days.Think of these guys as the tactical ops team your lawn never knew it needed. The Gnomefront Defense Squad™ is a lineup of full-color, attitude-loaded aluminum gnomes, locked and loaded to defend your turf and deliver some serious laughs.
🔫 Secure Your Squad – From $39.95
These are 100% original. You will NOT find them anywhere else. While other gnomes are cheap black silhouettes doing nothing — ours are fully illustrated, UV-printed, locked, loaded, and ready to defend. This isn’t a decoration. It’s a declaration.
If you're the kind of person who appreciates a good laugh, a little lawn swagger, and getting actual value for your money… you're in the right place.🔒 Bundle Deal: Add the "Touch My Garden" sign for just $19.95 when you order the Gnomefront Defense Squad.
Click here to add it to your order →“Absolutely love them. The quality is insane — and the reactions from guests are even better.”
— Jess W.“Finally a gnome that reflects my soul. The HOA hasn't said a word yet — but I can feel them seething.”
— Kyle R., Georgia“Every guest who sees these cracks up. My wife rolled her eyes at first — now she’s ordering a second set.”
— Tricia L., Indiana⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (134 Verified Reviews)
🔥 Only 300 sets available in this batch — next restock coming September.
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